In response to Nina Killham’s brilliant twitter version of Romeo and Juliet and Fiona Dunbar’s hilarious twitter Macbeth, I give you Othello. It’s in Tweets, you have to read up from the bottom – I took the whole tweet thing a bit too seriously…
Othello: I kissed her, then I killed her, #ihavenowife #wheresmydagger
Desdemona: @girlfriends need help, he’s here, he’s got a pillow, omg, think he’s going to k…
DM Desdemona @girlfriends shit, shit am scared
DM: Othello, wait there, I’m coming to our room.
DM: Desdemona: That’s not true @othello, I only love you
DM Othello: @desdemona Goign to miss @cassio are you? I knew you fancied him!
DM Desdemona:@othello OMG what have you done?
DM Othello: @desdemona I did ask @cassio and now his mouth is stopp’d.
DM Desdemona: @othello I didn’t, promise, ask @cassio
DM Othello @desdemona you gave my hankie to cassio #ambetrayed
DM Desdemona @othello babe, what did I do?
DM Desdemona: @girlfriends Othello furious – no idea why – think I’m in trouble
Othello: @desdemona just do it #ambetrayed
Desdemona: @othello babe what’s up?
Othello: @desdemona go to our room, wait for me #ambetrayed
Desdemona: @othello what’s up baby?
Othello : Am heartbroken #ambetrayed
DM Othello: @iago WTF!? #ambetrayed
DM Iago: @othello cassio has Desdemona’s hankie… reckon she gave it to him? #notsureyourbestmatecanbetrusted
DM Desdemona @girlfriends omg omg omg lost the hankie Othello gave me, #massivestress
Desdemona: @othello course not babe
Othello: @desdemona RT hankie: not the special one I gave you? #lovetokens
Desdemona: eek, lost my hankie
DM Iago @roderigo well done mate, Cassio looks a right idiot. Need to drop a hankie where he’ll pick it up #ratinatrap
Roderigo: omg @cassio stabbed me up, needed 10 stitches #luckytobealive
DM Iago: @roderigo I’ll get cassio drunk – you knife him
Cassio: @iago just the one – am such a light weight!
Iago: @desdemona oh good @cassio fancy a drink to celebrate?
Desdemona: @othello @cassio @iago he’s safe, I see the ship, oh baby am so happy #goodtimes
DM Roderigo: @ iago damn it, there’s his ship.
DM Iago: @roderigo RT desdemona want a hug – Wtf? Cassio so wants to shag her – you need to kill C hpflly O gonna drown at sea
Cassio: @desdemona want a hug?
Desdomona: RT @cassio respect @othello totally saved @desdemona #massivebabe from #stormatsea , hope he’s ok #superhero – where is he? Need my bae 😦
Cassio: respect @othello totally saved @desdemona #massivebabe from #stormatsea , hope he’s ok #superhero
Desdemona: omg on a ship with @iago in massive #stormatsea not even on same boat as @othello 😦
Iago: @Othello nice one, bet @desdemona’s dad didn’t see that one coming #parentfail
DM Iago: @roderigo don’t sweat it, just watch cassio, he’s after her and MY job, thieving b****d
DM Roderigo: @iago that foreigner married Desdemona. Now what? I want that woman.
Desdomona@othello I love it when you talk like that #sweettalk
Othello: come @desdomona , I have but an hour of love to spend with thee before we must depart for sea
Desdamona: Can’t believe it, am married OMG he is gorge, gave me this http:/twitpic/hankie